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The Machine (2023)

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5.7 (18k)
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1h 52min
The Machine

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Synopsis

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

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Cast

Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer

Bert

Mark Hamill
Mark Hamill

Albert

Jimmy Tatro
Jimmy Tatro

Young Bert

Stephanie Kurtzuba
Stephanie Kurtzuba

LeeAnn

Nikola Đuričko
Nikola Đuričko

Igor

Iva Babić
Iva Babić

Idina

Martyn Ford
Martyn Ford

Sponge

Robert Maaser
Robert Maaser

Alexei

Jess Gabor
Jess Gabor

Sasha

Rita Bernard-Shaw
Rita Bernard-Shaw

Ashley

Oleg Taktarov
Oleg Taktarov

Train Igor

Amelie Child-Villiers
Amelie Child-Villiers

Tatiana

Aleksandar Srećković 'Kubura'
Aleksandar Srećković 'Kubura'

Fedor

Jovan Savić
Jovan Savić

Irina's Father

Marko Nedeljković
Marko Nedeljković

Young Igor

Set Sjöstrand
Set Sjöstrand

Vanya

Mercedes De La Cruz
Mercedes De La Cruz

Teacher

Vladimir Gvojić
Vladimir Gvojić

Train Banditti

Đorđe Simić
Đorđe Simić

Big John

Brian Caspe
Brian Caspe

Therapist

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